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How kind of the Duke of Sutherland to give us all time to pass the hat around to raise £100m so that we can prevent two masterpieces that he owns from being "lost to the nation". It's a bargain, we're told, because the things are actually worth £300m, apparently.
The value of these pictures works out at around £5 for every man, woman and child in the country. Whether you think that's a bargain or a sign that there's still irrational exuberance in asset prices after all, is up to you. Personally, I wonder how many people in the country have ever heard of Diana & Actaeon or Diana & Callisto. (I would be thought either patronising or a philistine if I'd asked how many people in this country have heard of Titian.)
The idea of a painting - or any other work of art - being "lost to the nation" seems unreal in this modern high tech world. Surely, for a tiny fraction of £100m, a website could be developed with some ultra-high-res photographs of the canvases. I know, I know, seeing a work of art on the web isn't the same thing as seeing it in real life. I know: I've been to Florence and twice queued to see David. But the vast majority of the population ain't ever gonna see these paintings with their own eyes, even though they'll be paying for it (if the Duke's Plan A goes ahead). At least such a website could allow many more people to see them and to study the brush work in much closer detail than is usually possible in your average national art gallery. The good Duke -- and it was kind of him to offer us first refusal -- can then get top dollar for his pics, while also doing the right thing for national culture. (Such a site could also bar most non-British viewers, the way that BBC's iPlayer does.)
By the way, I note that almost every company outside the FTSE-350 has a market capitalisation under £300m. Perhaps it is only necessary to convince the Treasury that "management is an art" and that the national coffers should therefore be deployed to buy up any small-cap PLC that feels itself being threatened by an overseas bidder.


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